Star Wars Toaster
What is so special about Star Wars Toaster? Well, it depends on whose side you are with. Are you with the evil Darth Vader? Or are you with the Jedi and Skywalker? I bet you will choose to be with the Jedi and Skywalker. Good choice! Because if you are with the Darth Vader, I am sure you won’t like this toaster at all. The whole idea of taking revenge to the evil Darth Vader is in this toaster. You don’t need the ray gun ‘blaster’ or any ‘lightsaber’ to take your revenge. You can also save your time from doing meditation and energy control as Jedi did. And you don’t even need a gift of a Skywalker to defeat Darth Vader. But you must have some money at least 55 USD not for hiring any assassins, but, to simply do a shopping. Buy yourself a Star Wars Toaster, and see how revenge will have so much fun! Believe me, the Jedi and Skywalker are dying to have one of this toaster. But unfortunately the Star Wars Toaster inventor created this toaster for human-use only!
Star Wars Toaster is a toaster oven. It means that it is capable of preheating the frozen bread slice. Not like other image toaster, Star Wars Toaster only available in one type, one color and one image. It has a very unique shape, the shape of Darth Vader’s helmet. The color is glossy black, with the title ‘Star Wars’ written in its white and specific font, on the front body of the toaster. There are three setting buttons beside the ‘Star Wars’ title – frozen, reheat and cancel. Under these buttons is the temperature adjuster. The lever is on the left side of the toaster. It is a single slot toaster and needs 1200 watts to operate well.
Are you ready to operate this deadly weapon? Take it easy, it’s not like any ‘blaster’ or ‘lightsaber’, it certainly safe to use. Simply read the user manual and you are ready to use it. First, you must turn on the power, put a bread slice in the slot, choose one of the setting buttons, adjust the temperature, and then press down the lever to start toasting. After the toasting is finished, the toaster will pop the bread up and turn itself off automatically. There you can see the black image of the evil Darth Vader printed on the slice of your bread. This is how the revenge works; you terminate the evil Darth Vader by eating it! Once the bread has entered your stomach, the evil is terminated and you can keep the world peace. See? It’s so easy, even a child can do the termination. Or maybe you would like something more challenging? Actually the Darth Vader still can harm you if you over toasted the bread. The overtoasted bread will have black color. Black means carbon, and carbon is bad for your health. Carbon is poisonous and very dangerous to consume. Please be aware of it! The best color for toasted bread is brown. Therefore you need to adjust the right temperature before you begin to toast. That is how you take your revenge, keep the world peace and keep yourself healthy with Star Wars Toaster.
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